Advice From Christmas Past letra

Why are such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I wll fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

Dead Kennedys - Letras

• A Child And His Lawnmower
• A Commercial
• A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch
• Advice From Christmas Past
• Anarchy For Sale
• At My Job
• Back In The U.S.S.R.
• Bleed For Me
• Buzzbomb
• Buzzbomb From Pasadena
• California Über Alles
• Cesspools In Eden
• Chemical Warfare
• Chicken Farm
• Chickenshit Conformist
• Cresspools In Eden
• D.M.S.O.
• Dead End
• Dear Abby
• Do The Slag
• Dog Bite
• Dreadlocks Of The Suburbs
• Drug Me
• Fleshdunce
• Forest Fire
• Forward To Death
• Funland At The Beach
• Gone With My Wind
• Goons of Hazzard
• Government Flu
• Halloween
• Have I The Right?
• Hellnation
• Holiday In Cambodia
• Hop With The Jet Set
• Hyperactive Child
• I Am The Owl
• I Fought The Law (And I Won)
• I Kill Children
• I Spy
• Ill In The Head
• Insight
• Jack-O-Rama
• Jesus Was A Terrorist
• Jock-o-rama
• Jock-O-Rama (Invasion Of The Beef Patrol)
• Kepone Factory
• Kill The Poor
• Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around)
• Let's Lynch The Landlord
• Lie Detector
• Life Sentence
• Macho Insecurity
• Moon Over Marin
• Moral Majority
• Mtv Get Off The Air
• Nazi Punks Fuck Off
• Night Of The Living Rednecks
• One-Way Ticket To Pluto
• Police Truck
• Potshot Heard 'Round The World
• Pull My Strings
• Rambozo The Clown
• Rawhide
• Religious Vomit
• Riot
• Saturday Night Holocaust
• Short Songs
• Shrink
• Skate And Destroy
• Soup Is Good Food
• Stars And Stripes Of Corruption
• Stealing People's Mail
• Straight A's
• Take this Job And Shove It
• Terminal Preppie
• The Great Wall
• The Man With The Dogs
• The Prey
• This Could Be Anywhere
• This Could Be Anywhere (This Could Be Everywhere)
• Too Drunk To Fuck
• Too Drunk Too Fuck - Tradução
• Triumph Of The Swill
• Trust Your Mechanic
• Viva Las Vegas
• We've got a Bigger Problem Now
• Well Paid Scientist
• When Ya Get Drafted
• Where Do Ya Draw The Line?
• Winnebago Warrior
• Your Emotions